Learn to dance! A message to you freaking lazy social retards

[ethnomethodologist]

Learn To Dance
by Anon


News Flash!

Women like men who can dance. If that's not news to you now, take heed.

Dancing transcends all social strata. It requires no economic success, clever conversation, nor cool artifacts; it only requires learning how. Anyone can do it, and women love it. Women feel that it truly is the best thing that can be done standing up because it involves patience, timing, gentleness, a firm hand, and it is all done in an intimate proximity.

So guys, if you want to have many, many women to choose from, learn to dance.
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I did a search on google

query: "learn to dance" flash -napoleon

*This was at the top of the list. Sosuave is the top search query on the subject. We are at the top of the list on many search queries, just my thought on how many people stumble across this site...*

What are types of dancing people here recommend?

Where can dance moves be used off the floor?

What types of music are most enchanting to a woman?

Why is dance so provocative?

 

[T Money]

Watch the movie Hitch.

 

[Cheat_LBJ]

Originally posted by T Money
Watch the movie Hitch.

That'll help you not embarass yourself on the dance floor, but it certainly won't win you any favors from the ladies.

 

[T Money]

horse****.

If you're there, calm, relaxed, groovin' staring right at her in the eyes, you don't have to be a crazy dancer. Just hold the waist, get close to her. Put your hand in the small of her back.

She'll like that.

 

[TTom]

I don't post on these forums too often but I just wanted to say that is the greatest thread name I've ever seen.

That is all.

 

[El MonoLoco]

Digital Underground - the Humpty Dance


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Best learning to dance song or just plain ol awesome song.....