"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Laying down the contract

inkexit

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What's up yall?!

I'm at the point with a girl i recently met where it's about time to f'uck. No need to give too many details, suffice to say, everything looks go.

Now I havent really been a pimp most of my life. Like most of the guys here I imagine, I grew up a symp, and I'm just now starting to learn the ways of the Mack. So I've never actually put out a contract with a woman before.

My contract is easy, just friendship and sex. no comittment, no feelings, no bs. We can hang out like friends, but no "dating," and we can booty call eachother. Thats it. My question is simple, how and when do I throw it out there?

For example, it would prob be easier to wait until after we ****, cuz if she doesn't like what i say, obviously she might not want to **** anymore. But if I wait, maybe she thinks I like, you know, tricked her. She might not like that either. I can see most women as seeing that as a kind of lying.

Should I just tell her straight up next time I see her, or should I wait till we're kissing and **** and she's a bit turned on, or what? And I learn best by example, so if anybody could write out a short little script, or describe the tone of voice they use when they spit the contract, or any kind of details like that, it would be awesome. Also, are there any videos or audio samples of such a disscussion out there?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Allurre

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So, she hasn't exactly inked her approval and agreed with the terms on your contract yet right?

You can either go for the bedroom romp first, then have a sober talk with her about what to expect from you -- that this will be a no strings attached, friends-for-benefits relationship.
 

Ridingthelightning

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Just do what you do and let her bring it up. If you're over 21 then its about time to get used to this, and many women are used to it. Women do this stuff as well, its not just men.
If she hits you with a relationship convo then say exactly whats up.
 
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