"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Lay report

Scars

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Got my first cougar last night. Deff boned some chick who was like my moms age. Kind of a weird thought, but it was actually kind of hott for me and turned me on a bit, the same went for her too.

What I learned.. No matter the age woman are all the same, and the tactics you use on younger girls can also work on older ones. She threw me a couple sh!t tests and an anti-slvt defense and I treated them like I did with all the other girls my age in the past.

Anyway.. met her at a club, and she made it extremely easy for me, sense she was the one that approached me. What's funny is that I was actually kind of embarrassed to even be seen talking to her as I was trying to mack on some girls a little closer to my age range, but she was very persistent. She'd attempt to dance on me and I would just ignore her. She had a friend with her that she introduced me to later on. Her friend, of course, starts hitting on my buddy that I came with. I'm still ignoring cougar girl, but I noticed my buddy is making out with the other one. So after the song finished, I went up to them and pretty much invited myself up to their room. "Do you guys got a room here?" "Yes, why?" "We should go hang out, you know, get to know each other a little more.." Same BS beating around the bush sh!t that worked in HS is still working with her. Anyway. They want to party it up some more, some cougar writes her room number on my hand (she actually wrote it down wrong, and had one more digit then she should had). So we go do our own thing. They run into us again and tell us they're leaving. We say ok, well we're gonna grab a bite to eat. After that we went scouting for the room, and even though what she wrote was wrong, we found it. Within seconds, cougar #2 is pretty much raping my friend. My cougar is a little more relaxed and tells me to sit next to her. So I do and we BS for a bit. Then I find myself making out with her. Then I started rubbing her tits and the anti-slvt defense comes.. "Just because you're in my bed doesn't mean we're having sex." So I said some garbage line like, "That's fine, I just want to talk and get to know you anyway.." and without hesitation I start kissing her again after that. Start rubbing her tits again, and from there she didn't put up any more resistance. I fvcked her good, and I can still hear the sound of her voice saying my name. She actually wasn't that bad looking for her age.

But anyway.. yeah. I'm still kind of drunk and I haven't slept, because right after that my buddy felt bad about cheating on his GF with cougar #2 so we had to bail, which was fine with me. And I haven't slept sense then, so I think I'm gonna do that.

Tonight I got some birthday party of a female friend of mine, so hopefully there will be a second lay report tomorrow as well. But we will see.

My number is now officially 32! Sickkk.

-Scars
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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