"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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lass at skool

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there is this lass at skool she is nice and i really like her, yeh, were mate's should i just like flirty with her or what, could do with some advice, tap back

p.s. im from england, skool is different from america or w/e
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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oh and if it is easier to talk to me about this on msn, it is:
[email protected] - add if you want
 
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...I never thought I'd see the day someone pulls off an English accent on the web...anyway...don't you think the people need something like...MORE INFO?

Almost everyone here had a lass at school, hell, I still do...(newb, btw, so don't blame me for not giving any advice) Every situation is different.

For instance...do you know her...does she know you, how well, stuff like that mostly.
 
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more info.

1)what the **** you on about pulls off an english accent, i am ****ing english you ****
2) anway, she is really fit/good looking we are friends like i could hang with her at school we have been friends since year 7 (now in year 11 and realised DGAF, dont give a **** lets just go for it)
3) i used to hang with her after school drinking in the park with rest of her and my friend but i dont anymore
4) she is the sort of girl that you have known for 2 minuites and can trust
and i have known her for 4 years so the trust is strong
 
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Hurm, I wasn't insulting you or anything, yanno. I'm just saying, I knew you were English before I even read your post.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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^Bud that crossed the line and you know it.

But hes right,we do need more info from your first post but now that you clarified it....

I think you might be friendzoned.Meaning you have a slim ass chance of hookin up with her.

1.Yes 4 years is a long time and I know people who have hooked up with friends with those sorts of relationships but man if you havent done anythin with her the whole time,what makes you think you have a chance now?Suddenly starting to show interest to her now?Its late man

2.You used to drink with her.Thats a golden opportunity with High School girls man.Reestablish this drinking and make your move

3.Trust that you guys have is great.Will being in a relationship make it greater or worse?Think about it.

Sorry for long ranting,Im just pissed at another issue but thats off topic.You asked for advice,so my advice is,try it out.Initiate more touching with her,make some sexual jokes here and there.Hell alchohol will loosen both of you greatly so why not use that to your advantage in your case?Its not best solution but fvcking her will be alot easier with it
 
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