"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Las Vagas UFO crash

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Yup it looks like the aliens are coming. The crash was caught on dashcam and it looked like of a few of these 10 foot aliens ended up in this Hispanic family's backyard. The aliens were crazy, hiding behind the fence while the family went into the backyard, trying out their tractors in the back, and didn't look like they wanted to be discovered (ie they were hiding from the family and trying some cloaking device rather than outrightly attacking anyone).




Here is another video of a cloud-ship:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRlaWUoAt9w

This is all within the past two weeks being reported. We are being invaded.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Attention seeking behavior on top of bad drugs …
 

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Maybe they're not aliens and have been here as long as we have.

Of course.

But you have to admit the behaviour of the so-called aliens are jokey. There was a tic-toc video showing that one hiding behind the fence in the bottom corner while the family went into the backyard but they didn't see it. It's like their vehicle crashed/phased-in this dimension too long and they had to come out. You almost feel like you can attack them with a bat.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Oh the aliens are here alright



If you pause the 2nd vid at 0:37, the thing is the epitome of an upside-down "V"
 
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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The Nephilim were (are?) human-angel hybrids. They were much taller than humans, had advanced technologies no one else had, and were worshipped as gods by the early humans.
They look very ugly today though compared to how they were described in the past. Hardly the type you'd think women would be attracted to. They are not the chad-like giants of the past that women were throwing themselves to. They are so ugly that women have to be abducted against their will. What do you think happened that they look so ugly today?
 
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What do you think happened that they look so ugly today?
Given the number of habitable planets in our galaxy alone, it would be verging on insanity to think they all look alike and are ugly to boot …
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