Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Lap dance, uh oh!

DiSt0rTi0n_07

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Ok, straight to the point... I owe a hottie a lapdance... can any of the dancers out there give me a couple pointers? It is safe to say I dont have a thong to show off (thank god) or long blonde hair to wave around. If I dont get any advice, the only thing I will be able to rely on is the power of 151, which is not a very comforting thought. haha obviously its just for fun, but if I could get some pointers, things would go alot better.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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DJF or John

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Lol, you owe her a lapdance.

Well, if you insist.....

You must have a high amount of sexual vibe my friend. And just turn on the music, get in your own little sexual world...and seduce this chick through the sexual energy flowing through your body.

You get good at it, you could have developed you a nice part time job. :)
 

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DiSt0rTi0n_07 said:
Ok, straight to the point... I owe a hottie a lapdance... can any of the dancers out there give me a couple pointers? It is safe to say I dont have a thong to show off (thank god) or long blonde hair to wave around. If I dont get any advice, the only thing I will be able to rely on is the power of 151, which is not a very comforting thought. haha obviously its just for fun, but if I could get some pointers, things would go alot better.
If you are doing it for fun, rather than actually "owing" her something...

Get dressed up, are you buff? If you are, dress up in a fireman's costume, when you are dancing put the hard hat on her, things like that, things she doesn't expect and separates you from other guys.

Make sure you MAKE HER WORK FOR IT.

Understand? Tease her.
 

Cremasta

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Just go watch "The Full Monty" a few times or something.

Make sure you have a pull beforehand, it would probably ruin the mood if you blew all over her face... but then again she might want that :up:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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spider_007

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Slowly while moving to music, mount her, slowly pull your shirt off......bring your chest close to her face.....Look her in the eyes, get close to her as if your going to kiss her on the cheek, with your other hand grab her neck on the other side of her head, and slowly breath on her neck just under her ear and wisper; "mmmmmm".....gently grab her by the hair and pull it back, while your moving down the collar bone......

use your imagination.....TEASE HER

Luke!! said:
You owe her sh*t son. Dont give her a lapdance, have sex or something more meaningful to you.
oh yea, that sure makes you a man.:rolleyes:
women are to be played with and enjoyed.
 

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I wouldnt try to get "serious about" it. Just have fun with it. Ive done it tons of times. Dont try to turn her on, just make her laugh. give a bunch of cheesy seductive looks, grind your pelvis in her boobs, sit in her lap and pretend you're a chippendale. Just a couple nights ago, I gave an hb bartender a really cheesy beergut striptease (on the bar, mind you!), and she ended up stuffing dollars down my pants and making out with me. There was NOTHING sexy about it either, I was just having fun.

Here's an idea: have a bottle of whipped cream handy, and make her lick it off your nipples, then do it back to her. (Ive also done this with a different bartender at this place) Just have fun, you cant go wrong.
 
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