JaguarMike
Don Juan
The of Meeting a "Celebrity"
Before the school year ended I visited my good friend at WVU. Went to an awesome club called Elements, knew real world people were there, didn't really care. After my first two vodka redbulls I had to use the restroom, and noticed a huge crowd in there with Landon in the middle. It was a weird sight, all these dudes were totally acting like he was some chick they had to bang, except he was a celebrity and they were trying to boost their self worth by association. I go back to the bar, do shots with my friend and 2 girls, go back to the bathroom, go to the bar and then Landon comes to the bar. A HB10 bartending (she was unreal hot, 5"10, brunette, tan, perfect face, perfect tits, stomach, everything) walks right up to him ignoring all other orders, and starts doing whip cream shots with Landon. She could have gotten fired for pulling that stunt but she didn't care. Her whole world stopped, and all that mattered was banging Landon. She is ALL OVER HIM, not like touchy touchy kino but like grabbing his package, smelling his neck, it was intense.
What Happens Next
I go to bathroom, and Landon walks in, I go in a casual way while peeing, "Hi, my name is Mike, I gotta question for you." Landon goes, "Sure what's up?" I go, "You can have any girl in this bar, you can have that gorgeous bartender, but you told her no, why?" At this point he is checking out my package, and i'm weirded out and move closer into the urinal feeling like this guy is nuts. He says "well you see I have this really special connection to this girl back home and i'm just not emotionally ready to start anything with any other female, I respect females..." I cut him off and say "Ok man, i'm gunna go try and have meaningless sex, and get drunk, later." (I'm normally "That Guy..." in a lot of party/club situations) He gives me this hurt look like I totally didn't respect anything he said.
Point of the Story
How come when guys finally get it, they don't want it?
How come this dude is so weird?
Why will a girl drop everything ( her currect college job and not being the girl people don't refer to as "The one that slept with Landon") for one night with one dude she probably won't talk to again? Discuss
Before the school year ended I visited my good friend at WVU. Went to an awesome club called Elements, knew real world people were there, didn't really care. After my first two vodka redbulls I had to use the restroom, and noticed a huge crowd in there with Landon in the middle. It was a weird sight, all these dudes were totally acting like he was some chick they had to bang, except he was a celebrity and they were trying to boost their self worth by association. I go back to the bar, do shots with my friend and 2 girls, go back to the bathroom, go to the bar and then Landon comes to the bar. A HB10 bartending (she was unreal hot, 5"10, brunette, tan, perfect face, perfect tits, stomach, everything) walks right up to him ignoring all other orders, and starts doing whip cream shots with Landon. She could have gotten fired for pulling that stunt but she didn't care. Her whole world stopped, and all that mattered was banging Landon. She is ALL OVER HIM, not like touchy touchy kino but like grabbing his package, smelling his neck, it was intense.
What Happens Next
I go to bathroom, and Landon walks in, I go in a casual way while peeing, "Hi, my name is Mike, I gotta question for you." Landon goes, "Sure what's up?" I go, "You can have any girl in this bar, you can have that gorgeous bartender, but you told her no, why?" At this point he is checking out my package, and i'm weirded out and move closer into the urinal feeling like this guy is nuts. He says "well you see I have this really special connection to this girl back home and i'm just not emotionally ready to start anything with any other female, I respect females..." I cut him off and say "Ok man, i'm gunna go try and have meaningless sex, and get drunk, later." (I'm normally "That Guy..." in a lot of party/club situations) He gives me this hurt look like I totally didn't respect anything he said.
Point of the Story
How come when guys finally get it, they don't want it?
How come this dude is so weird?
Why will a girl drop everything ( her currect college job and not being the girl people don't refer to as "The one that slept with Landon") for one night with one dude she probably won't talk to again? Discuss