"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Landon from Real World, what the hell?

JaguarMike

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The of Meeting a "Celebrity"

Before the school year ended I visited my good friend at WVU. Went to an awesome club called Elements, knew real world people were there, didn't really care. After my first two vodka redbulls I had to use the restroom, and noticed a huge crowd in there with Landon in the middle. It was a weird sight, all these dudes were totally acting like he was some chick they had to bang, except he was a celebrity and they were trying to boost their self worth by association. I go back to the bar, do shots with my friend and 2 girls, go back to the bathroom, go to the bar and then Landon comes to the bar. A HB10 bartending (she was unreal hot, 5"10, brunette, tan, perfect face, perfect tits, stomach, everything) walks right up to him ignoring all other orders, and starts doing whip cream shots with Landon. She could have gotten fired for pulling that stunt but she didn't care. Her whole world stopped, and all that mattered was banging Landon. She is ALL OVER HIM, not like touchy touchy kino but like grabbing his package, smelling his neck, it was intense.

What Happens Next

I go to bathroom, and Landon walks in, I go in a casual way while peeing, "Hi, my name is Mike, I gotta question for you." Landon goes, "Sure what's up?" I go, "You can have any girl in this bar, you can have that gorgeous bartender, but you told her no, why?" At this point he is checking out my package, and i'm weirded out and move closer into the urinal feeling like this guy is nuts. He says "well you see I have this really special connection to this girl back home and i'm just not emotionally ready to start anything with any other female, I respect females..." I cut him off and say "Ok man, i'm gunna go try and have meaningless sex, and get drunk, later." (I'm normally "That Guy..." in a lot of party/club situations) He gives me this hurt look like I totally didn't respect anything he said.

Point of the Story

How come when guys finally get it, they don't want it?

How come this dude is so weird?

Why will a girl drop everything ( her currect college job and not being the girl people don't refer to as "The one that slept with Landon") for one night with one dude she probably won't talk to again? Discuss
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Maybe he found the one he really loves.

all guys are different, not all can just do any and every girl in sight. Some want girls with substance.
 

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Through my short lived life of being a Don juan i'ved learn something.That's just A Normal Male habit

You always want what you can't have but when you have it where's the fun in that? In all about the mystery that makes us Want women. When you look at a girls pants while she walkin and she has a Fat A** you immediatly think "Oh my God what if I was F***king her damn that would make my day" And that's any guy who is'nt gay. Now when anything is thrown at you (let's say that girl came back and knew exactly what you said) and she says "I know what you want so lets have sex" you will A.Freeze up and recieve abnormal shrinkage:( B. Get nervous and still do her:cool: or C. Figure out some Gay ass reason to say No:down:

the truth is there is a sport in getting women. Hard to get girls not A-W but just HTG's will make the sport tougher better and if you are a competitive guy and you never settle for anything less than HB10+ than you my friend are a Don Juan.. Landon because he had so many chicks there was no sport and the girl was less interesting and dropped her status to him. simple as that
 

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Think of it this way: if every day was your birthday, then it wouldn't be very special after awhile, would it?

If you constantly have girls throwing themselves at you without even wanting to know you, I'm sure it devalues the whole experience after awhile. You know they're doing it just because you were on some stupid TV show.

My guess is that at first, Landon had tons of wild sex with every hot girl who approached him. But after the novelty wore off, he realized it wasn't all that great and he wanted a girl who liked him and valued him for who he was before he became famous.
 

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or maybe he wasn't attracted to the bartender


just because you thought she was hot doesn't mean he did too

As for the girl dropping her job to be with him, just about every girl loves the Real World. She would be the envy of all of her friends if she had sex with him.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I've seen that guy on the real world show. I agree with one of the poster's that this guy has had his fine share of women for a decent part of his life. And I bet you he has no idea that this site even exists. I don't think he is weird, he just has a different point of view now and that he's always 'had it' with the ladies and now has even more since his exposure from being on t.v as opposed to your average joe. His 15 minutes of fame will end and the clock is tickin. So you weren't phased by his 'mtv status' big deal.
 
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