"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Lambda variant is here, time for another shot

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Hey boyos, as soon as you get yourself vaxxed against the delta variant, make sure to get right back in line and vax yourself against the lambda variant.....


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Texas hospital reports its 1st case of lambda COVID-19 variant

Houston Methodist Hospital in Texas confirmed its first case of the lambda variant Monday as COVID-19 cases climb in the state.
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Xenom0rph said:
Hey boyos, as soon as you get yourself vaxxed against the delta variant, make sure to get right back in line and vax yourself against the lambda variant.....


abcnews.go.com

Texas hospital reports its 1st case of lambda COVID-19 variant

Houston Methodist Hospital in Texas confirmed its first case of the lambda variant Monday as COVID-19 cases climb in the state.
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Vaccination pretty much immunizes against serious illness with a variant. I believe that I caught COVID in May 2020 (wasn't serious, although the diarrhea was rocket-engine robust :eek: ) with the first big peak, then again in Jan 2021 with the next big peak (a short but rather acute case of diarrhea, but with very low blood pressure for a few hours), then after immunizations in Mar & Apr 2021, another strange event like in Jan. I think these subsequent events were different strains, but because I had already contracted it (and then immunized), it was over quickly once my immune system for alerted.
 
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Lamba comes from peru, which has a high vax rate and a high death rate. This looks like a variant that has jumped vaccine resistance, which is why no one is talking about it. The shot still works on delta, so delta is going to be all you hear about.
 
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There will always be a new variant as viruses mutates on a daily basis thousands of times as a natural part of how virus organisms works, so who cares?
 
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Xenom0rph said:
Hey boyos, as soon as you get yourself vaxxed against the delta variant, make sure to get right back in line and vax yourself against the lambda variant.....


abcnews.go.com

Texas hospital reports its 1st case of lambda COVID-19 variant

Houston Methodist Hospital in Texas confirmed its first case of the lambda variant Monday as COVID-19 cases climb in the state.
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You're obsessed with this stuff buddy. Turn the Tele off, get off your couch, and go do something productive.

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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And as soon as you get vaxxed again, get those masks back on!
 
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