"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Lady Deodorant.

Rick

Don Juan
Joined
Nov 2, 2003
Messages
23
Reaction score
0
Age
40
Location
Canada
I have a very awkward idea that I just came up with and I want your opinions on it. It's going to sound very weird and you may be knowing what I'm about to lead up to...

Ladys Speedstick Deodorant...


Yeah. It smells good. Some can say it smells better than guys deodorant. See where I'm getting with this? I remember hearing about some guys who wore nice-smelling female deodorant and got a lot of attention from girls.

Again, it sounds weird... I know. What do you guys think about it?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

iCY

Don Juan
Joined
Oct 3, 2004
Messages
84
Reaction score
0
Location
NYC!!!
Dont do it. Most gys can't tell the difference between male/female fragerances but women can. They will know that you are wearing something fruity and girly smelling. Just go buy some cologne.
 

NotaGoatLover

Don Juan
Joined
Feb 8, 2005
Messages
84
Reaction score
0
Age
113
I suggest Buying one of those nice scented Moisturizers girls use....... I am goin to!
 

Mr. Debonaire

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 12, 2004
Messages
544
Reaction score
0
Age
39
Location
in front of my computer
Originally posted by MetalFortress
Where do you people COME FROM?!?!?!
They live among us. we see them daily, but they hide their identities from us.

they stalk the night, looking for chicks they will never score with

they are.... the few.... the shameless.... THE NOOBS!!!

:p ;)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

Read more...

oakraiderz2

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 26, 2002
Messages
4,626
Reaction score
28
Age
40
Location
Colorado
Originally posted by Microphone Fiend
as a noob I can't remember trying on lady's deodorant, lol
Ditto
 

JSH

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 20, 2003
Messages
1,088
Reaction score
0
Age
39
Location
London
Well, there is to put it quite simply, a rather large logical fallacy in your arguments. As some of my friends once tried to convince me that wearing perfume was better to attract women as it smells better. Well, of course it smelt better to them, because they are male and had male olfactory senses. Male scents are designed to attract women and female scents are designed to attract men.

So unless the original poster is homosexual and wishes to pick up men, he would be better served by wearing either an unscented deoderant (so as not to clash with his cologne) or a male scented deodarant, so as to pick up women. If you cannot afford or do not want to use designer stuff then Lynx, what you refer to as Axe is rather a favourite with the women and what is nice about it is that if you look at the colours, some people are better suited by the red ones, some by the green and some by the blue.
 

Microphone Fiend

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 30, 2003
Messages
2,300
Reaction score
17
Location
Where I be at
Originally posted by JSH
Well, there is to put it quite simply, a rather large logical fallacy in your arguments. As some of my friends once tried to convince me that wearing perfume was better to attract women as it smells better. Well, of course it smelt better to them, because they are male and had male olfactory senses. Male scents are designed to attract women and female scents are designed to attract men.
Actually I've heard about this. A respectable poster back in the day @ FS talked about wearing perfume for women. Not to attract them per say, but to show that he was around other women all the time. he even went to lengths like putting on a girls voice and making threatening phone calls for girls to stay away, and carved his name with some random letters in a tree....
The things men do for women :p
 
Top