"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Lady Deodorant.

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I have a very awkward idea that I just came up with and I want your opinions on it. It's going to sound very weird and you may be knowing what I'm about to lead up to...

Ladys Speedstick Deodorant...


Yeah. It smells good. Some can say it smells better than guys deodorant. See where I'm getting with this? I remember hearing about some guys who wore nice-smelling female deodorant and got a lot of attention from girls.

Again, it sounds weird... I know. What do you guys think about it?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Dont do it. Most gys can't tell the difference between male/female fragerances but women can. They will know that you are wearing something fruity and girly smelling. Just go buy some cologne.
 

NotaGoatLover

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I suggest Buying one of those nice scented Moisturizers girls use....... I am goin to!
 

Mr. Debonaire

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Where do you people COME FROM?!?!?!
They live among us. we see them daily, but they hide their identities from us.

they stalk the night, looking for chicks they will never score with

they are.... the few.... the shameless.... THE NOOBS!!!

:p ;)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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oakraiderz2

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Originally posted by Microphone Fiend
as a noob I can't remember trying on lady's deodorant, lol
Ditto
 

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Well, there is to put it quite simply, a rather large logical fallacy in your arguments. As some of my friends once tried to convince me that wearing perfume was better to attract women as it smells better. Well, of course it smelt better to them, because they are male and had male olfactory senses. Male scents are designed to attract women and female scents are designed to attract men.

So unless the original poster is homosexual and wishes to pick up men, he would be better served by wearing either an unscented deoderant (so as not to clash with his cologne) or a male scented deodarant, so as to pick up women. If you cannot afford or do not want to use designer stuff then Lynx, what you refer to as Axe is rather a favourite with the women and what is nice about it is that if you look at the colours, some people are better suited by the red ones, some by the green and some by the blue.
 

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Originally posted by JSH
Well, there is to put it quite simply, a rather large logical fallacy in your arguments. As some of my friends once tried to convince me that wearing perfume was better to attract women as it smells better. Well, of course it smelt better to them, because they are male and had male olfactory senses. Male scents are designed to attract women and female scents are designed to attract men.
Actually I've heard about this. A respectable poster back in the day @ FS talked about wearing perfume for women. Not to attract them per say, but to show that he was around other women all the time. he even went to lengths like putting on a girls voice and making threatening phone calls for girls to stay away, and carved his name with some random letters in a tree....
The things men do for women :p
 
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