"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Kryptonite

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If a girl was your Krytonite, or your weakness would you steer clear of her and try to stay away, or be with this girl, BECAUSE she is your weakness??

A friend of mine was talking about this chick saying she was his Kryptonite and he was trying to stay away...I would think he would just be with her and cut the games.

I guess this whole Kryptonite thing from his view is bad??
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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DJHoolahoop

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man after reading this it makes me wonder what you been smoking. my guess is that it's green, but it aint kryptonite.
 

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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

That's first time I've literally laughed out loud from this forum in a while.
 
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Krpytonite makes Superman lose his power --- such is the Hor to a man
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Joe The Homophobe

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Originally posted by DJHoolahoop
man after reading this it makes me wonder what you been smoking. my guess is that it's green, but it aint kryptonite.
im guessing he has been smoking the HIPPY LETTUCE!
 

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