"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Kryptonite

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If a girl was your Krytonite, or your weakness would you steer clear of her and try to stay away, or be with this girl, BECAUSE she is your weakness??

A friend of mine was talking about this chick saying she was his Kryptonite and he was trying to stay away...I would think he would just be with her and cut the games.

I guess this whole Kryptonite thing from his view is bad??
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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DJHoolahoop

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man after reading this it makes me wonder what you been smoking. my guess is that it's green, but it aint kryptonite.
 

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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

That's first time I've literally laughed out loud from this forum in a while.
 
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Krpytonite makes Superman lose his power --- such is the Hor to a man
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Joe The Homophobe

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Originally posted by DJHoolahoop
man after reading this it makes me wonder what you been smoking. my guess is that it's green, but it aint kryptonite.
im guessing he has been smoking the HIPPY LETTUCE!
 

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