"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Know this'll probably be deleted, but trolling should be a bannable offense.

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Really dude. I hate people who go into perfectly good topics,troll in them and get away with it. Trolls come on here, hating on the guys who are actually going out, while they sit on their keyboards and troll topics. And in the end, I don't even think they deserve a warning, I think they should be banned instantly. This should be a forum for people who want to become DJ's and ACTUALLY go out, not a forum for a bunch of losers who sit on their keyboards all day. I bet if these dudes knew trolling = instant ban, they wouldn't be walking around these forums talking so much crap.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ElStud said:
This should be a forum for people who want to become DJ's and ACTUALLY go out, not a forum for a bunch of losers who sit on their keyboards all day. I bet if these dudes knew trolling = instant ban, they wouldn't be walking around these forums talking so much crap.
Being an internet forum, you don't actually know who does and who does not go out. You can guess, and be right most of the time, but there is no physical proof.


So how would you go policing such a thing?




Exactly.
 

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Alle_Gory said:
Being an internet forum, you don't actually know who does and who does not go out. You can guess, and be right most of the time, but there is no physical proof.


So how would you go policing such a thing?




Exactly.
Yeah, but overall the forum needs more positivity. There are people on this forum, who just straight hate. Like for no reason at all, they come into your FR and hate. One example is this MikeYikes do saying something like "Blah blah we might see the worlds first restraining order close lol guyz!".

I mean, yeah, it got deleted, but what could've been the point of that post other than hating? I have no clue. Then there are people who are just serious trolls in the definition of the word. As in, they make one word long post that have no use in a topic or they'll make a post that has zero to do with the topic.
 

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As in, they make one word long post that have no use in a topic or they'll make a post that has zero to do with the topic.
Happens in the outside world too. People talk about **** they don't know all the time. Heard from a friend of a friend, saw it on the news, or just want to fit in and pretend. This can't be prevented.

We could have a BS meter on everybody's posts. Community rating.:D
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hating has everything to do with what is happening in the world today. It has everything to do with Agenda 21 and how most of you are targeted for extermination by 2012. Hate is nurture, not nature. Hate is taught to us.

By HEY. That's politics, and I can't talk about it. AND some haters would say I'm a troll for talking about politics here.

Whatever. I know I'm ready, and I know I'm responsible for getting ready close to 6,000 people.
 

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Yeah, what can you do. This reminds of a thread monthes ago. Now this assh*le named Obliteraga, who had ZERO approaches decided to make a thread called "FR: Elstud style" and guess what it was a hit, despite the fact that Obliteraga was a KBJ and I actually went out, his attempt at trolling was so sucessful it got stickied. Yes, stickied. This is why I fear for the forum, the day the mods forget the true meaning of the forum and see it as such a joke that they'd sticky a thread like that.

Just a sign of how easy it is for KBJ's and trolls to get away these days and how the problem isn't really taken that seriously. It's also a sign of how KBJ's are praised on the forum and how guys who actually go out are hated unless they do some super good approach.
 

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ElStud said:
I bet if these dudes knew trolling = instant ban, they wouldn't be walking around these forums talking so much crap.
I wonder if that would stop you from trolling then?
 

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Funnily enough, if there were no KJs, this board would likely not exist. We don't ban chimps and AFCs because becoming a Dj is a process and castigating someone who is inexperienced and sucks is just wrong.

Generally the ones who refuse to learn and improve get banned, sure we could be more strict and less lenient, but I'd rather have each member police themselves.

You can always use the Report post function, those who do are usually successful in getting what they want.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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MikeYikes122 said:
I wonder if that would stop you from trolling then?
Haha, don't be foolish. And are you obsessed with Steve Urkel or something? If so you might want to check that out man. But anyway that has nothing to do with me. Call me a troll, call me whatever you like, but at the end of the day I have several FR's and at the end of the day I still approach daily which is more than can be said for you. Infact I probably have hundreds of approaches I haven't even recorded onto this site just for the fact that generally when I do a lot of approaches, I can't remember every single one of them.
 
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