"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Know any hardcore way to do crunches?

nvictor

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It's the summer again. I need to burn out the fat and get my neat abs back. I do the basic lying-down-on-the-floor-crunches. But I need suggestions.

The way I'm doing it, I don't train my external intercostal muscles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/External_intercostal_membrane). After each session I see my 6 packs swell up a little bit, but nothing happens under my arms...

I saw on a website that any kind of twisting during the crunches will do, but it doesn't work :) Do you know of anything hardcore?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Abs are only visible with a low body fat.
If you have a spare tire no amount of 'hardcore' crunches will show your abs... assuming that crunches do something in the first place.

I will suggest you learn how to use an Ergometer machine if you have one at the gym. It will work your abs as well as most of your body.
 

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crunches don't burn fat. drink 1/2 glass of OJ and go for a 5 k run before every breakfast, then crunch-throw a 10kg medicine ball to a partner from a lying roman chair for 10 minutes. that's hardcore.
 

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Well, these are not really the kind of replies I wanted. But thanks anyway. I shouldn't have mentioned fat...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I-tallionStallion

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Nothing showy about this but do Weighted decline situps. Try it with as much weight as you can handle for 2x10-12
 

mintxx

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i have basically given you the fastest way to defined abs known to man. repent!
#2: hang from overhead bar , feet together, bring your knees up to your left armpit/right/left and do 4 sets of 15.
but don't forget teh medicine ball is l33t and is pwn your azz.
 

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Doing crunches with a rope on a pulley is basically a crunch that you can add weight and progress on.
 

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doing crunches underwater without breathing is totally hardcore, even more hardcore than concentration curls and 500-lb. quarter-squats.

if you don't get the answers you want, keep asking, i'm sure you'll eventually find someone to tell you exactly what you want to hear!
 

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Throttle said:
if you don't get the answers you want, keep asking, i'm sure you'll eventually find someone to tell you exactly what you want to hear!
i would have said that, but i think he said the 'kind of' answers he was looking for.. presumably he means hardcore ones :box: :D
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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