GREAT WHITE SHARK
Master Don Juan
Can you get aids with a kiss?
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
kiss of death? AIDS
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Giovanni Casanova
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There have been no recorded cases of that happening. It's not inconceivable, but it has never happened before as far as anyone knows.
Health & Fitness, by the way.
Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
Unless the person is bleeding profusely from the mouth, than no.... There isn't enough of a blood transfer for kissing to transmit the disease. If so then other things like sneezing could make the disease airbourne.
I thought all schools covered this in Health Education. You can't get it from toilet seats either in case you were wondering
I thought all schools covered this in Health Education. You can't get it from toilet seats either in case you were wondering
diablo
Master Don Juan
Salivia?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
I hear that salivia will actual break down and kill the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) on contact, so I'm not sure if it could actually survive even in the mouth of an infected person. But if they are bleeding, then I'm sure that you could get it. Best not to take a risk... ask for her AIDS test results and have yours ready as well.
Get tested.
Dude, you are english...
i'm WelshOriginally posted by Spike_the_Dragon
I hear that salivia will actual break down and kill the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) on contact, so I'm not sure if it could actually survive even in the mouth of an infected person. But if they are bleeding, then I'm sure that you could get it. Best not to take a risk... ask for her AIDS test results and have yours ready as well.
Get tested.
Dude, you are english...
penkitten
Master Don Juan
Nightwing
Master Don Juan
AIDS/HIV is contracted thru blood, semen, or vaginal secretions via some opening which leads into the bloodstream. The same way hepitis B is contracted--both diseases are bloodborne pathogens. I've never heard of anyone contracting AIDS thru kissing.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.