Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Kinda Pissed off, Severe Dandruff

Aragon034

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i was supposed to meet up with a bunch of people from another forum tonight at a nice restaurant to greet another friend of ours coming from out of the country.

Long story short, i get there 15 mins late due to traffic, and out of the 8 people supposed to be there, only one chick showed up. And not even the guy we're supposed to be greeting showed.

Turns out he got delayed in Montreal, good excuse, but WTF happened to the other 5 people?

Flaked.

Every.Single.God.Damned.One.Of.Them.

Is it wrong of me to expect people to show up when they say they will? Especially if it's a group social occasion?

If i get confirmation that "Yes i'll be there" i'm trusting you to show up. If you don't, then **** off, get the hell out of my way and don't try and apologize unless you have a DAMNED good reason. I didn't even want to go, i'm busy with school dammit, but i promised and i went.

The night wasn't a total waste, i ended up hanging out with this chick chatting and eventually getting her #. But still...

I'm used to girls flaking for whatever reason, but how the **** does 2 other girls and 3 guys flake? That's just ludicrous.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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COD

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FLAKE RATIO IS ABOUT 3:1...........IF YOU with phonies they just make small talk for the sake of conversation like movie stars way "lets do lunch soon"

They really dont mean it...........
 

Desert Fox

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I thought I could get some tips here about my severe dandruff, but whatevs.

NIce story anyways...dependable people are few in this world.
 
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