"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Kind of a weird anchor, but it works!

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Okay, on a first date if you take a girl out to dinner, order the asparagus for both of you. At the end of the night, if it's obvious you aren't going to get a f-close, you can still have her thinking about you all night. Just say, "I reckon we have somethin common." She'll be like, "What?". Then you say, "Our urine will smell exactly the same for the rest of the night." [case you don't know, asparagus gives your urine a very distinct smell]. Everytime she goes to the restroom, she won't be able to help but think of you. :)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Why the **** would I want my girl to be thinking about me while she takes a dump?
 
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Okay, on a first date if you take a girl out to dinner, order the asparagus for both of you. At the end of the night, if it's obvious you aren't going to get a f-close, you can still have her thinking about you all night. Just say, "I reckon we have somethin common." She'll be like, "What?". Then you say, "Our urine will smell exactly the same for the rest of the night." [case you don't know, asparagus gives your urine a very distinct smell]. Everytime she goes to the restroom, she won't be able to help but think of you.
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If you say something like that she´ll definately give u the WTF??? look :down:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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hmmm. I guess it wasn't as cute as I thought. Good thing I haven't tried it out myself yet!! I told a female friend about this idea and she couldn't stop laughing so I thought it might be cute&funny to do on a date.
 
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Would depend entirely on the type of humor she likes. Not something I would say to a girl unless I was 100% positive she'd laugh.
 
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I think...

Your idea is half-baked! :wave:

Meaning, I thing the planting of evidence absent your presence is a good idea. The same principle applies with cologne or soap - if the date goes well or even OK, the existence of your remaining scent(s) will serve as a reminder to the chick of a few hours well-spent, and maybe even bring smile to her lips, even after you're long gone.

Sick as it may seem, even the smell of asparagus in her piss might serve the same purpose. However, I only see this working if you don't open your trap and use that stupid "in common...urine" line! Rather than being reminded of the nice time you guys had, she'll only think of your cheesy humor! LOL :whistle:
 
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