"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Kind of a weird anchor, but it works!

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Okay, on a first date if you take a girl out to dinner, order the asparagus for both of you. At the end of the night, if it's obvious you aren't going to get a f-close, you can still have her thinking about you all night. Just say, "I reckon we have somethin common." She'll be like, "What?". Then you say, "Our urine will smell exactly the same for the rest of the night." [case you don't know, asparagus gives your urine a very distinct smell]. Everytime she goes to the restroom, she won't be able to help but think of you. :)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Why the **** would I want my girl to be thinking about me while she takes a dump?
 
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Okay, on a first date if you take a girl out to dinner, order the asparagus for both of you. At the end of the night, if it's obvious you aren't going to get a f-close, you can still have her thinking about you all night. Just say, "I reckon we have somethin common." She'll be like, "What?". Then you say, "Our urine will smell exactly the same for the rest of the night." [case you don't know, asparagus gives your urine a very distinct smell]. Everytime she goes to the restroom, she won't be able to help but think of you.
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If you say something like that she´ll definately give u the WTF??? look :down:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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hmmm. I guess it wasn't as cute as I thought. Good thing I haven't tried it out myself yet!! I told a female friend about this idea and she couldn't stop laughing so I thought it might be cute&funny to do on a date.
 
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Would depend entirely on the type of humor she likes. Not something I would say to a girl unless I was 100% positive she'd laugh.
 
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I think...

Your idea is half-baked! :wave:

Meaning, I thing the planting of evidence absent your presence is a good idea. The same principle applies with cologne or soap - if the date goes well or even OK, the existence of your remaining scent(s) will serve as a reminder to the chick of a few hours well-spent, and maybe even bring smile to her lips, even after you're long gone.

Sick as it may seem, even the smell of asparagus in her piss might serve the same purpose. However, I only see this working if you don't open your trap and use that stupid "in common...urine" line! Rather than being reminded of the nice time you guys had, she'll only think of your cheesy humor! LOL :whistle:
 
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