Kind of a weird anchor, but it works!

[CaptainGeorge]

Okay, on a first date if you take a girl out to dinner, order the asparagus for both of you. At the end of the night, if it's obvious you aren't going to get a f-close, you can still have her thinking about you all night. Just say, "I reckon we have somethin common." She'll be like, "What?". Then you say, "Our urine will smell exactly the same for the rest of the night." [case you don't know, asparagus gives your urine a very distinct smell]. Everytime she goes to the restroom, she won't be able to help but think of you.

 

[Sean O]

 

[Quiksilver]

Why the **** would I want my girl to be thinking about me while she takes a dump?

 

[CaptainGeorge]

You don't have to be rude. I just thought girls would find it cute.

 

[ChrizZ]

Okay, on a first date if you take a girl out to dinner, order the asparagus for both of you. At the end of the night, if it's obvious you aren't going to get a f-close, you can still have her thinking about you all night. Just say, "I reckon we have somethin common." She'll be like, "What?". Then you say, "Our urine will smell exactly the same for the rest of the night." [case you don't know, asparagus gives your urine a very distinct smell]. Everytime she goes to the restroom, she won't be able to help but think of you.

If you say something like that she´ll definately give u the WTF??? look

 

[CaptainGeorge]

hmmm. I guess it wasn't as cute as I thought. Good thing I haven't tried it out myself yet!! I told a female friend about this idea and she couldn't stop laughing so I thought it might be cute&funny to do on a date.

 

[Bigsnake]

Would depend entirely on the type of humor she likes. Not something I would say to a girl unless I was 100% positive she'd laugh.

 

[Teflon_Mcgee]

I like it. I WILL use it next op.
It's just MY style.

 

[insidious]

I think...

Your idea is half-baked! :wave:

Meaning, I thing the planting of evidence absent your presence is a good idea. The same principle applies with cologne or soap - if the date goes well or even OK, the existence of your remaining scent(s) will serve as a reminder to the chick of a few hours well-spent, and maybe even bring smile to her lips, even after you're long gone.

Sick as it may seem, even the smell of asparagus in her piss might serve the same purpose. However, I only see this working if you don't open your trap and use that stupid "in common...urine" line! Rather than being reminded of the nice time you guys had, she'll only think of your cheesy humor! LOL