"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"Kim Kardashian"
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Just saw her stats and notised she is around 64kg at 1.59 cm, still very hot. One thing I have notised in recent years are a growing acceptance of curvier girls, I am in no ways endorcing fat acceptance, I don't mind seeing women who are around Kim's stats.
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You are on crack. There is nothing redeemable about Kim Kardashian. She's ugly vapid and the poster child of what is wrong with society.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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So you're saying that if you were half in the bag in a semi-dark bar and she offered you a BJ, you'd turn her down?HalfAddict said:
How 'bout if she promised to buy you a few drinks and dinner afterwards?
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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Yeah, but you'd bang anything that moves...male or female. No big surprise there. I don't know about "most dudes" though. Most African American dudes maybe. You guys seem to have a thing for big fat asses.Jaylan said:
^Pathetic insults are their finest 
I love how youre pretending that chick is not attractive. Most men, no matter what their background, would give it to that girl. She is by no means "fat". http://www.latinrapper.com/media/kardashian-miami-01.jpg Last year in Miami. I want to know what nancy boys out there are turning down a night with that body.
Shes had a kid, which may change things a bit...but no sane many is turning down a chance to smash her as she looks in that pic.
I love how youre pretending that chick is not attractive. Most men, no matter what their background, would give it to that girl. She is by no means "fat". http://www.latinrapper.com/media/kardashian-miami-01.jpg Last year in Miami. I want to know what nancy boys out there are turning down a night with that body.Shes had a kid, which may change things a bit...but no sane many is turning down a chance to smash her as she looks in that pic.
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What makes you an authority on most men? You are not even a straight male by the conventional definition of the term.Jaylan said:^Pathetic insults are their finest
Shes had a kid, which may change things a bit...but no sane many is turning down a chance to smash her as she looks in that pic.
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I guess you don't mind the cottage cheese, huh? Cellulite seriously turns me off. But to each their own.Fatal Jay said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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