"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Kettle Bell Torture!!!

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Does anyone else here work out with kettlebells? I just started today, and I'm already in very good shape and have a ton of endurance, but kettlebells kicked my ass today. 45 or so minutes of kettlebelling made me almost as sore as 1 hour of weightlifting and 1 hour of the obstacle course (which involves various different movements, and has bear crawls, crabwalks, pushups, situps, jump-squats and wall climbs thrown in for added torture). The only two workouts I did were 5 sets of 1 1/2 pood(or about 54 pounds) KB swings (10 with both hands, 5 with left, 5 with right) and push+rows (take two 1 1/2 pood KBs, do a pushup on them, then balance yourself on one one KB and raise the other up to your chest, then do the same with the other side), then do 2 of each, 3 of each, etc. I got to 7 each, but with breaks in between.

For those who don't know what a KB looks like, it resembles a cannonball with a handle. The weights are 18, 36, 54 and 72 pounds per kettlebell, with each 18 pounds being 1/2 pood (pronounced "pod"). If you don't have KBs or know a gym that does, use dumbbells and do the same workouts, but they're not as unwieldy as kettlebells, so you get only about 80% of the workout.

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Eltosian

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Originally posted by Rusty Metal Up Yours:
Does anyone else here work out with kettlebells? I just started today, and I'm already in very good shape and have a ton of endurance, but kettlebells kicked my ass today. 45 or so minutes of kettlebelling made me almost as sore as 1 hour of weightlifting and 1 hour of the obstacle course (which involves various different movements, and has bear crawls, crabwalks, pushups, situps, jump-squats and wall climbs thrown in for added torture). The only two workouts I did were 5 sets of 1 1/2 pood(or about 54 pounds) KB swings (10 with both hands, 5 with left, 5 with right) and push+rows (take two 1 1/2 pood KBs, do a pushup on them, then balance yourself on one one KB and raise the other up to your chest, then do the same with the other side), then do 2 of each, 3 of each, etc. I got to 7 each, but with breaks in between.
Yeah. I have all the standard kettlebells sizes. (1, 1.5 and 2 Pood.)

Right now, I work solely with kettlebells. I am planning to do high-rep snatches and clean and jerks twice a week for anaerobic/strength-endurance, GPP and the cardiovascular benefits. Two other days I plan to work lower-rep, more strength oriented. I shall also do sprinting once a week to keep up my speed for football next year.

I'm sure you know, but your coach likes to have his Oly lifters do kettlebells 2x a week and and the Oly lifts 3x a week.

BTW, which sizes do you have?

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Where can I obtain these things?

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"Chivalry isn't dead; it just smells AFC." - Tryin to Grow a Chin
 

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Originally posted by Tryin to Grow a Chin:
Where can I obtain these things?
Dragondoor.com

You might want to get The Russian Kettlebell Challenge book first, and try the moves with dumbells before buying kettlebells.
 

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Do you go to DDoor's boards too? Yeah, Coach Burgener has Oly Lifters, PM Kettle Bell Torture!!" written on the whiteboard in the weight room at my school.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Eltosian

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Originally posted by Rusty Metal Up Yours:
Do you go to DDoor's boards too?
I read them quite often, but I don't post. Actually, I did post a couple times, but I don't like the fact that my IP address is posted for everyone to see, so I stopped posting.

And you are RustyMetal @ Dragondoor, I presume.
 

DJ Girevik

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I'm Metalhead there. I have less than 10 posts there.
 

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Originally posted by Rusty Metal Up Yours:
I'm Metalhead there. I have less than 10 posts there.
That's what I meant (not Rustymetal)! Saw some of your posts there.
 
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