"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Keeping It Real / Opener

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One of my buddies sent me this this morning and challenged me to do this. I accepted. I don't normally forward memes but this one is SoSuave post worthy..

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I want to do this now. Bonus points if she's wearing business attire, a suite, or one of those smock things
 

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That's pretty funny. Passed a girl at the grocery store last night looking at the nutritional facts of a box of saltine crackers. I said looks like you're having a great dinner tonight. She laughed and we chatted and number closed.
 

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I laughed. LOL. How would you follow up after asking her that?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I laughed. LOL. How would you follow up after asking her that?
if she got snippy could say " oh OK well I heard they are hiring " and walk away.
 
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