"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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keep asking to get my stuff from girl but she circumvents question everytime

fuko2007

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so i started seein an old plate again things were good for a while then started to go south about a month ago. We got into a huge fight sunday and after that its been said its pretty much over. She crazy anyway but still have feelings for her. Ive texted her several times to get some of my stuff back but she never says when and inturn sends me pictuers of places we were when we were having a good time. Im in my friends wedding this weekend and she is his boss so she will be there, ive invited her to rehersal dinner and she said take someone you can have care free fun with i mean that sincerely to. But then starts talking abt other stuff again. I just want my stuff back and be done but she wont give me response and circumvents everytime no matter how straight foward im being. I also got the whole i hope you can find peace in your life and what ever your looking for bull ****. I just want to be done . any ideas as of this point guys?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Stop being such a wimp about this. You're just going to let this c*nt keep your stuff? Come on man!

I would tell her she has 2 days to return my sh!t OR let me come over and take it. If I don't have my sh!t in 2 days there is going to be a problem. A BIG ONE.

Then if she still avoids you.. show up with the police. Or have a friend pretend to be a cop if its easier. :up:
 

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i mean im not trying to be a **** or end it on bad terms but its like she dsnt want to so she has reason to keep in contact
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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