"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Karma is a bytch to bytches

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You gotta love this. No accountability of course for her own actions.
Karma is indeed a bytch! :devil::lol:

All the normal traits and patterns:
  1. She marries a guy that is a provider type of guy
  2. She starts hating him because she doesn't really respect him/want him, (Read desire him).
  3. Nags him do any household work even though he works fulltime
  4. Thinks she can do better than him, then divorce rape the guy
  5. Now she is miserable and lonely as a cat lady as karma sets in and that men want younger women than her.
  6. Meanwhile she is used getting railed and abused by "Tyrone", "Chad" etc. who doesn't want a relationship with her
  7. Hates her old husband of course because we men can always move on to better chick and a better life.
Never stops to entertain me how chicks keep doing this.. .;)
 
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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A tale as old as time it seems…
 

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But on the flip side, we all guys can learn from this and not wifie up a girl just because she touched your pee-pee once. o_O

Vet her in all areas, (and she has a have good personality etc. ofc), and only go forward if she has a burning desire for you and see you as "the man". If not, well then she is for the streets.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Rule #1 on the internet.
There are no girls on the internet. :devil:

Exactly! The text is too much of a straightforward checklist of what a manosphere man would say. Maybe it really is written by a woman, i could be wrong, but to me the text is too conveniently formulated.
 
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If this is written by a woman, then all she would need to do is lose 20 lbs to get more male attention. The wrinkles wouldn't even be that big of a deterrent if her weight was in a good place.
 

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Exactly! The text is too much of a straightforward checklist of what a manosphere man would say. Maybe it really is written by a woman, i could be wrong, but to me the text is too conveniently formulated.
Because there is an endless supply of women that follow their hypegamy urge to trade up of social media, especially on fvking Tiktok where they reveal their trade secrets to us men, (Not intended because their audience is other chicks, but we gotta love that they do). :)
So this is a not like anew thing, but a recurring theme amongst women. They never want to settle for just a good man, they want the rappers, movie stars and millionaires. So when they are married to the average Joe dude, they will always to to level up to next trade.

The channel 33secrets on YouTube has tons of videos of these women for example, that attempted to level up and it never ends well for them..



Even more of these vids here: https://www.youtube.com/@The33Secrets/videos

Somehow I cannot stop finding these chicks "level up" videos quite amusing. :devil: :rofl:
 
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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If this is written by a woman, then all she would need to do is lose 20 lbs to get more male attention.
Not when she hit the 40'tes plus. She's baked and done.
Most are, only a very few percent of chicks looks really good/stunning in that age.
 

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If this is written by a woman, then all she would need to do is lose 20 lbs to get more male attention. The wrinkles wouldn't even be that big of a deterrent if her weight was in a good place.
Not when she hit the 40'tes plus. She's baked and done.
Most are, only a very few percent of chicks looks really good/stunning in that age.
So what? There are a ton of pussie beggar 40-55 year old men out there who would commit to a 41 year old single mom. Even if they won't commit, she'll still get plenty of sexual attention at 41 year olds and a normal range BMI.
 

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I guess now its "Neither all the love nor all the attention"
That's good one! :up:

Many guys make also the mistake of having some kind of "relationship bank vault" of good deeds and think they can withdraw from that. "Hey honey, I did this and that for you... at that time/date (whatever)" But the truth is that nothing of that matters to women.

Instead it about what is in this very moment and what you just did for her. That is why I think it is important that when she says "I love you" always insert afterwards "In this very moment, for now".
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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So, what woman would want a desperate man?
Why are you asking that?
Most females look for other metrics than men do. Especially success metrics. There is loads of pvssyfied successful men in economic terms but are totally losers when it comes to women so their mindset is limited and their supply of women is even more limited. They take anything that can walk or swim like fat whales.
 

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Because you mention the desperate men out there like it's a ****ing option.
Never said that it was an "option". You interpret that wrong.

I simply meant that there is loads of willing guys (That are desperate because they have very little access to the V), that are more than willing to dumpster dive for some p$ssy.
 

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It does sound like a man wrote it. But the point is, women do that schitt all the time. It's very valid. They lack a lot of self awareness and this is why they fail. Many of us have lived this same story.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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