"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Karaoke...listen to Wyld make an arse out of herself

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I put these files up for some people on another website I spend time on. Everyone was sharing their voice and I put 3 songs I did on a page to share. I figured since I put the thing up I might as well stick the link here for anyone who likes listening to other people sing.

Try not to laugh TOO hard. :D

http://www.angelfire.com/musicals/centaurmyst/
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I've only heard "here without you" in real life, so that is the only one I can judge. The first time it played my browser closed on its own.


coincedence?

yeah. You're not bad. I think you were moving the mic around too much or something because I heard lots of breathing and irregular stresses. otherwise it was cool.
 
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Originally posted by AFK Protector
I've only heard "here without you" in real life, so that is the only one I can judge. The first time it played my browser closed on its own.


coincedence?

yeah. You're not bad. I think you were moving the mic around too much or something because I heard lots of breathing and irregular stresses. otherwise it was cool.
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For one of the songs I was singing it through my computer mike, and there was a lot of little noises that got picked up. I have a fairly low voice, so Angel actually hurts for me to sing.
 
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Originally posted by Ice Cold
:D :D ROFLMAO

I'm here without you... sitting in the washroom... singing into my laptop :D:D:D

http://www.angelfire.com/musicals/centaurmyst/3DoorsDown.mp3

:D :p

LMAO

BUT: Nice voice. Jokes (and limits of your mike aside) you have a decent voice. Take up guitar. ;)
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lol...I wasn't in the bathroom. I have a couple hilarious mp3s my teenagers did. They did YMCA and my daughter was laughing so hard at how her brother changed the words that she wet herself while singing. Then they did "Bad" and added some words and lots of squeals and what not. They make CDs all the time with the CD recorder and karaoke machine.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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