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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
SirBigBell
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Kali has been dodging the elephant in the room for years, until now. Im glad that this near-miss has shaken him to come clean and educate those who looked up to him, especially the young ones.
EyeBRollin
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Using steroids and getting huge definitely can cause your heart to explode. He’s lucky to be alive. It’s not worth it bros…
Machine10033
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I love Kali and get a kick out oh his content but the dude was taking some pretty serious juice and eating like an idiot at 40 plus years old. I watched several videos where he consumes a boat load of top ramen mixed with other garbage to get his calories. I am
glad he will be fine and able to watch his child grow up!
EyeBRollin
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Heart disease never goes away. He has to drastically change his lifestyle now to have a shot at a normal lifespan. Cardiac and vascular damage is usually irreparable. We seldom hear of people having just one heart attack, then living another 40 years without any future cardiac events.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Zimbabwe
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I'm hoping people at least can learn for this, don't eat junk food even if it's for clout. A lot of health problems in the west are tied to the horrible "foods" we eat
speed dawg
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I like him, he's got some good rationale for things. But not surprising that he had a heart attack.