"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Today went to the beach with some friends.
skip to the part where im waiting an hour for a bus home.

i saw this girl through the fence to a train station
im like hey, you like to have a good time (i was doing fun pickups thing, Idk why through a fence) she was like hb8?

then shes screams at me "WHAT DID U SAY"?

im like (****) "dont worry bout it". THen she fking chases me and tells me all this **** like wtf im trying to do. Her fat friend comes and ****. THey keep making racist comments (im asian)

(im laughing to myself, im thinking daym wogs- (think they were but u know wogs are always jumpy, fighting is what gives you status as a wog) wogs= eastern europeans

So then one of their guys comes over (im like man? wth?) he's silent walks back

then they chuck a traffic cone, bottle and a bin at me. (the fking cone hit me in the head but others missed).

im not even replying
my friends are like lets fk em up
then asian ppl next to us got involved

and this is my second attemp at picking up a chik :D (my friends are like dont do this **** anymore, but **** that rite? i didnt know she was racist)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I'm utterly confused and speachless at how she reacted.

Your right about not letting it stop you, but maybe you shouldn't start with a line that is typically said by a sterotypical creepy possible-rapist in movies/tv ect.... come to think of it, also by hookers.

From the sounds of it she and her friends were what we call in the uk a "chav" (council housed and violent). They're typically agressive wasters who do nothing but make trouble for themselves and anyone who so much as looks at them.

This was definately bad luck what happened, and not the normal reaction for... well anyone of the human race not using shark testosterone and a form of steroid.

Forget about it and keep going mate, this wasn't your fault. :up:
 
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Haha grenade and grenade launcher :D
How far away did she throw the traffic cone from?? cause those ****s are heavy
 
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I was standing 1m from a 2m tall bus station and her far friend (girl) trew it over and hit me.

today i felt dizzy and sleepy through some parts of the day (but i slept 6 hours a day for the past 2 days and beach was tiering)
 
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