"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just wondering

How Far Have You Being With A Girl

  • Batsman-WBAFC

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • First Base-AFC

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Second Base-AFC,New DJ

    Votes: 3 30.0%

  • Third Base-DJ

    Votes: 2 20.0%

  • Fourth Base-Senior DJ

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Home Run-Master DJ

    Votes: 5 50.0%
  • Total voters
    10
  • Poll closed .
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Zerotwoonenine

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first base-hugs and holding hands
second base-kisses(not the cheek ones, proper tongue)
third base-private touching, sucking etc
fourth base-intercourse
fifth base-intercourse more than 3 times
batsman-never done any of above

Dont worry guys this vote is not public, but its only one vote each, so pick correctly-the farthest u got
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Theres only 3 bases in baseball (which makes it work). Sooo...fourth and fifth base= no dice
 
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I always thought it went like this:

1st= Kissing
2nd= Touching Errogenous zones
3rd= Blow job
Home run= Home run! :D

But everyone has it different. But the original posters is just plain wrong. 5th base?!?!? WTF?!?!

But yeah, otherwise, I'm interested in the results :D

But age should somehow play a part in this....its not really surprising that a 14 year old's only been on 1st base. Likewise, it would be a more significant thing if a 40 yr old were still a batsman.

But anyways, vote!
 
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I can just see it.
Some 14yr. old is conducting the poll.
Is going to see the results of all these older guys... and feel pressured to go dip his stick.

what kind of tip is this anyway!? Shouldn't this be in High School Forum!?
 
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hey man calm down, firstly i am not 14, i am an adult nearly 20, i am a senior DJ and i was just wondering how far is everyone.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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by the way i dont play baseball, this is just a english thing, 4 bases, sry if it doesnt fit into the american baseball thing.
 
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