"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Just wondering

How Far Have You Being With A Girl

  • Batsman-WBAFC

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • First Base-AFC

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Second Base-AFC,New DJ

    Votes: 3 30.0%
  • Third Base-DJ

    Votes: 2 20.0%
  • Fourth Base-Senior DJ

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Home Run-Master DJ

    Votes: 5 50.0%

  • Total voters
    10
  • Poll closed .

Zerotwoonenine

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first base-hugs and holding hands
second base-kisses(not the cheek ones, proper tongue)
third base-private touching, sucking etc
fourth base-intercourse
fifth base-intercourse more than 3 times
batsman-never done any of above

Dont worry guys this vote is not public, but its only one vote each, so pick correctly-the farthest u got
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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oakraiderz2

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Theres only 3 bases in baseball (which makes it work). Sooo...fourth and fifth base= no dice
 

Fender

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I always thought it went like this:

1st= Kissing
2nd= Touching Errogenous zones
3rd= Blow job
Home run= Home run! :D

But everyone has it different. But the original posters is just plain wrong. 5th base?!?!? WTF?!?!

But yeah, otherwise, I'm interested in the results :D

But age should somehow play a part in this....its not really surprising that a 14 year old's only been on 1st base. Likewise, it would be a more significant thing if a 40 yr old were still a batsman.

But anyways, vote!
 

DarkLight

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I can just see it.
Some 14yr. old is conducting the poll.
Is going to see the results of all these older guys... and feel pressured to go dip his stick.

what kind of tip is this anyway!? Shouldn't this be in High School Forum!?
 

Zerotwoonenine

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hey man calm down, firstly i am not 14, i am an adult nearly 20, i am a senior DJ and i was just wondering how far is everyone.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Zerotwoonenine

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by the way i dont play baseball, this is just a english thing, 4 bases, sry if it doesnt fit into the american baseball thing.
 
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