"your so beautiful"
"im in love with you"
"im gonna go tell everyone i found my wife"
she goes "aaaawww"
at least he asked her number like a man
called her
"hey I need a sympathy date, will you do me that favor"
"ok i'll call you later"
of course she calls back and cancels ahahah dur
oh jeeze now hes calling her again begging.... holy sh!t, "i bought you really nice flowers"
hes so excited right now. guarantee he gets stood up
"im in love with you"
"im gonna go tell everyone i found my wife"
she goes "aaaawww"
at least he asked her number like a man
called her
"hey I need a sympathy date, will you do me that favor"
"ok i'll call you later"
of course she calls back and cancels ahahah dur
oh jeeze now hes calling her again begging.... holy sh!t, "i bought you really nice flowers"
hes so excited right now. guarantee he gets stood up