"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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just spent 4 hours on skype drunk, to learn this.

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if a girl says she is Your " best friend" GET THE **** OUT OF THERE!. RUN! RUN far WAY!. don't be a total AFC **** ball. RUN!

yes i am still drunk.
yes it;'s the same girl as before.
no i wont bring this up again
yes i am depressed right now.
yes i may have ****ed up a good friendship with ****ed up feelings


so. guys. don't do it! if you like the girls. don't do what i did. ok. just leave. don't do **** for them


/ end drunken rant
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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And this is why we:
a) Tell you to move on
b) Tell you to MOVE THE F*CK ON
c) Tell you to spin plates
d) Tell you that once you're in the friendzone, there is no way out, and therefore, you need to move on
e) Don't get drunken on skype with a chick
f) Don't drunken post on the internet, you'll make a retard out of yourself.
 

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Ok I just noticed that you have like 5 threads about this girl.

Have you even gone out with her??

Hate to read how you got used by this female for 4 hours :mad:

I hope you learned your lesson.

1. Make women earn your time: You talking to a woman for 4 hours and she hasn't even gone out with you yet/kissed you yet/had sex with you yet.

You need serious help brother.
 

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Time is important! What better could the OP have done with his time?

Watch comedy: Raises endorphins, improves immune system.

Listen to music: Helps you relax and improves your mood.

Go do tai chi: Makes your posture more relaxed and lessens anxiety.

Just keep in mind that you don't need NO ONES approval but your own. And don't worry about time wasted, what matters is the now.

real2... That's one badass signature you have there.
 

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I'm one of those who believe guys can be friends with girls. Obviously hooking up with chicks is the ultimate goal, but i have one friend who is an HB9.5 (Literally every guy AND girl who meet this chick wanna hook up with her), and she is one of my best friends. We always have fun hanging out together, and we usually switch off buying each other drinks. Yeah, originally i wanted to hook up with her, but i came to realize after a while she only wanted to be friends, and I've made my peace with that. Since then, every time we hang out it's always a good time, and we even make out when we're wasted. It's all in good fun and I'm totally fine with that.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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f283000 said:
Hate to read how you got used by this female for 4 hours :mad:
Make that 10 years!

I'm not sure I've known of a oneitis that has lasted as long as this one has, its really quite amazing. Now that hes finally put himself out there and got the inevitable rejection, hopefully our boy Packers can finally start moving on
 

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real2 said:
Ah yes, nothing better than a drunk rant :yes:

Vodka is a window to your soul
i wish it was vodka was rum.

@SandHawk
and yes i am moving on

@f283000
yeah i know it was a waist of time but i had nothing better to do. plus i was drinking so. did help a lot should have just played cod

@ grovy
i don't need her approval i just want to **** the **** out of her. but aparently they call that rape these days lol. jk

yeah i could have spent it doing lots of other things. but i don't have many friends ATM so. i would have just wasted it on COD: black ops. may as well stare at a pretty face for 4 hours instead.

@Tesl

it's more like 5 and 3 of those years we didn't talk much.
 

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real2 said:
Had the inverse of your situation. Was trying to keep myself as just a friend with an HB6 & HB7 at the time.

Kept avoiding HB6's come-ons, on the other hand, HB7 got drunk, and I got drunk, and we ****ed. Regardless, HB7 also had a nice friend HB7.5 who was also quite the pleasure :yes: .

Sometimes being friends is all it takes, as long as you don't care :yes:


i stopped caring ages ago. i guess she still dose. but whatever. i guess she thinks she can just use me for her ****. well not anymore!
 
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