"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just something I've noticed

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At the bottom of the main page it says:

"All times are GMT. The time now is XX:YY AM/PM"


and yet the times aren't GMT, they're 1 hour ahead of GMT.

The time is now 02:55 but the forum says 03:55. I know it doesn't really matter but just sayin...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Yeah I noticed that too when somebody gamed backbreaker calling him a tool for trying to AMOG him at 3 in the morning. Sad thing I laughed when I realize he was posting at 2 in the morning.
 
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Well, duh

All the daylight the rest of the world saves goes to Greenwich, doesn't it?
 
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Teehee Von Nguyen

GMT -5 is Eastern Standard time(EST). The current time in the EST is 9:46.

When we skip and hour after the clock rolls forward on MArch 4th. That is when the time will be correct.

Meh, I guess they just don't like daylight savings time on this site.

Gotta either be from A Saskatchewan, or Coral Harbour. Those are the only two places in North America I know that don't like watching the sun set after work...
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Threads: 142,210, Posts: 3,115,089, Members: 23,165, Active Members: 3,399

Something I noticed. Sosuave is a tiny community...

Are there others intelligent beings out there like us?
 
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Originally posted by ethnomethodologist
...like us?
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Christ I hope not. :p
 
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i just wanna whip it out and penetrate you over an dover again. von neuen. aite. just penetrate. deep and ugghh ahhh

god that was wrong
 
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Originally posted by dirtyvibe
i just wanna whip it out and penetrate you over an dover again. von neuen. aite. just penetrate. deep and ugghh ahhh

god that was wrong
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people call me weird...
 
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no, ethnomethodologist, we're certainly unique...for a start we can notice stuff about forums n that.

Originally posted by dirtyvibe

god that was wrong
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and yet it felt so right.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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