"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Just something for laughs.

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So i met this girl on the bus today after a long time. She was an ex-schoolmate. Talked to her a bit and we had to go. I saw her online at night so i hit her up. I'm kind of sick and feeling a little crazy so i tried to get her number after not much rapport and stuff. Anyway, here's a part of the conversation just for laughs.

Me: eh. give me your number.
Her: ehhs, why want to give you?
Her: LOL!
Me: relax, i'll only call you 10 times a day, i promise. :)
Her: Lol, hahah!
Her: Should I still relax when you call me 10times a day?
Me: when it's me, yes.
Her: I dont think so?
Her: Lol, haha
Me: lol, i don't know what your guy friends have been doing to your phone. i'll take it that you're severely traumatised and afraid to give your number out to a nice guy. :)
Her: Nah~ but 10calls per day sound scary~
Me: ...you don't really think i'm going to call you 10 times a day right?
Her: Lols, hahha.
Her: Nah~

Blew this one up. :)
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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damn bro no worries she was a b1tch anyway lol at least you tried
 

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Ah.. No worries man a valiant attempt...Listen to this one..This chick gave me her number so I could sort out a bus to see a gig..

So I text her saying about the bus and at the end I just said "lets talk about thunderstorms" and she said "um ok, I really like thunderstorms"

So I said "well, from my apartment window (BTW I live in an apartment on the beach) you can see the lightening lighting up the ocean, its beautiful" she "I'd love to see that"
I "well it looks like its going to be stormy friday night"
she "uh ok shall I come around?"
i "see you at 7.30"

:) I was well psyched with that one, had to come on here and share it!!! For the record she did come around and we did have sex!! ha!!
 
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