"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just... shouldn't... read... emails...

tim_n

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lol - I couldn't find a mutual friend of my ex-partner and myself's email address, so I thought "It'll be in her email account on hotmail".

In I go, retrieve email address and... there's an email from her tosser of a friend who neither of us got along with - after hearing some of the racist rubbish he came out with I broke down at one point and labelled him as a certain leader of a german socialist party...

anyway, I deviate.

I opened the email

In it she's outlined that she loves her previous ex because of my attitude towards putting her down all the time.

Yeah, sure. I mean, I held her down so much. I pushed her out with her friends, complimented her daily and encouraged her to go back to university so that she could improve herself.

I won't deny that we argued a lot - it was mainly because I didn't love her and I found her opinions so selfish I felt compelled to argue to the otherside even when I knew she wanted me to sympathise with her!

Gah, I'm well rid of her. The best part being is that she has 'undying love' for her ex - quite funny because I get on quite well with him and I've spoken to him about this issue - he really doesn't want her back :- ) and has recently told her so. I know she hasn't cheated because I can read her like a book and she prides herself on moral values.

Anyway, I intend to stab a few nails into the coffin - she still thinks she can get back together with me, but it ought to be interesting when I mention that I've met someone else and I'm fed up with listening to how badly everyone treats her.

[/rant over, thanks for reading!]
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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brenbaus

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Thank you for nexting that b!tch!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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