iM f*CKN pissed, I just lost $1,000 + dollars. I had it in my coat pocket to put in the bank this morning. ( I had to switch bank cuz the other one was taking money from my account.) This is real ****ed up cuz now My rent is due, along with my car note. :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Just lost $1,000 +
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
just so suave
Senior Don Juan
I can't help but laugh.
Last Man Standing
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I just lost $130 a few days ago - it just vanished!!!
MacAvoy
Banned
Since I don't pay income taxes, I guess I get hit with the stupid tax. I'm constantly losing large sums of money. It comes with being irresponsible and having too much disposable income.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
MacAvoy
Banned
ps, don't worry about you do this about 4-5 times, you don't get as mad at yourself, you learn to accept it
someone slap me, I'm self depracating now
someone slap me, I'm self depracating now
Quiksilver
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Expensive lesson to learn...
Carry stuff in your hand, in your wallet, or in a zipped pocket. I've had money fall out of my pockets many times because I reach in to pull something else out and it accidentally falls out at the same time.
When I go traveling, I only have limited money in my wallet even. I tie a special thin bag around my waist under my tshirt. It's come in handy a few times as well.
So yeah, hard lesson to learn but all you should think about now is making sure it never happens again.
Carry stuff in your hand, in your wallet, or in a zipped pocket. I've had money fall out of my pockets many times because I reach in to pull something else out and it accidentally falls out at the same time.
When I go traveling, I only have limited money in my wallet even. I tie a special thin bag around my waist under my tshirt. It's come in handy a few times as well.
So yeah, hard lesson to learn but all you should think about now is making sure it never happens again.
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
It's ok to make a mistake. But, make the same mistake twice than your an idiot.
TheHumanist
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Omfg Today Is The Best Day Of My Life!!! I Just Found A Wad Of 1000 Dollars On The Ground!!!!
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
i got ripped off for $260 once. ATM scam. My old "friend"'s crackhead girlfriend said she "didnt have any cash" so asked if she could write me a check so i can deposit it in the ATM machine and she can get the cash back....i fell for it, the stupid, young, dumb ignorant AFC i was. and a couple weeks later i got a letter in the mail from Bank Of America saying the check had bounced. I wanted to kill the b!tch....
Those were the days of my life where i was strung out on meth around the time i was 18-20, not good times. Did really stupid things in my life but i learned from them.
Those were the days of my life where i was strung out on meth around the time i was 18-20, not good times. Did really stupid things in my life but i learned from them.
just so suave
Senior Don Juan
It took me 3 months to earn £1000, so obviously i do. I wasted it all on alcohol and other useless stuff within a few weeks, i was pissed off at the time when i realised what I had done, but it just taught me to be alot more careful with my money. Pro dj hasn't even said how he lost it, he might have gambled it all away...
just so suave
Senior Don Juan
I've realised was wrong to laugh, so sorry. I hope your rent turned out ok.
MacAvoy
Banned
Very DJ move to apologize. A Don Juan doesn't need to acct like a bully (laugh at others/make fun of others to make himself feel better.just so suave said:
If you read the CONTEXT of his post, you would realize that he was taking it out from one bank to another, and had it in his coat pocket, and he lost it in between the two banks somehow.just so suave said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.