"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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just got a call from the sti clinic

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randalll

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im all clean
apparently

i've had clear symptoms of chl/gono for 10-11 days though, and they're not letting up.

has anyone else had all tests come back negative when they thought they had something?

im confused about this, i was actually expecting to have something.

of course, i'm going to go to the doctor and get other tests done, but i'm wondering what this could be, i can't find anything about it on the web.. it's all about chlamydia and gonorrhoea. is there a chance they could have done the tests wrong? are there different types of chlamydia that don't show up on tests?

i've had constant urinary problems for a year now, ever since i first became sexually active.. but since that i went for about 10 months without any sex. the problems persisted through this time. are there any other 'minor' infections that don't really get talked/campaigned about and like chlamydia does?

thanks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You should get tested for prostatitis.

It can be anywhere from easy to diagnose to difficult depending on the type you have.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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