"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just Dumbbells?

elmnick

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Is it possible to do effective workouts with only dumbbell's and a bench (and no roof space to lift above the head)?
What exercises would be the best to do?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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stronglifts

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lots of things:
-Overhead Squats
-Dumbbell snatches
-Dumbbell swings
-Dumbbell presses
-Dumbbell rows
-Dumbbell Bench Press
etc...

Use your imagination. You can do any exercise one handed. It will be tougher, but when you come back to a barbell, you'll be much stronger.
 

Slone

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I love doing bulgarian/split squats with dumbells.
 

elmnick

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that's good then
unfortunately I can't lift anything above my head standing up :(, as I'm using a small area of loft space, oh well
 

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That's no excuse. You can still do bent over rows, dumbell bench, split squats, etc. Also, why can't you just take your weights outside? Don't think of reasons why you can't lift, think of ways you can.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

elmnick

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I know it's no excuse, I'll just need to use a little imagination, no problem
 

shaunuk

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Yeah, there's dumbbell exercises for a lot of things, as long as you have dumbbells heavy enough. For example, you could even do a 3day split with just dumbbells.

monday - legs
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goblet squats/dumbbell squats
dumbbell stiff-leg deadlift
calf raises (on raised edge)

wednesday - back+biceps
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dumbbell deadlifts
dumbbell rows
dumbbell pullovers
curls

friday - chest+shoulders
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incline dumbbell press
flat dumbbell press
db shoulder press
db skullcrushers

see..

obviously it'd be better if you had barbells, a pullup bar and a few machines (for pulldowns, calf raises et al). And you also need DB's heavy enough, which will be quite heavy eventually if you get pretty strong.

Any reason you can't get a barbell and some plates (and a power/squat rack), or join a gym?

-shaun
 
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