"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just curious, does everybody think like this?

Young Juan

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When I see a good looking woman, the only thing on my mind is something to the effect of "damn, I wanna fvck the sh!t outta her and bust a fat nut in/on her" I don't think anything about relationships, girlfriends, or any of that stuff. I've been fvcking chicks since I was 14 and now I'm damn near 27. For the older guys and guys near my age, is this a stage I haven't grown out of yet? Most of my friends have girlfriends and/or are trying to get girlfriends and into relationships. I'm just tryin to fvck more b!tches. My chick count is in the 30s or 40s, and I've done everything I want to except for an asian chick and a threesome.

I really don't see my behavior changing anytime soon, but I'm curious if this is common
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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KarmaSutra

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It's not uncommon.

It's far more normal to accept that you're a ravenous, sexual animal. Women will subconsciously salivate over you for it. Never be ashamed for lusting after women.

But. You have to be in complete control over your urges, and know when to lay it down. Don't fvcking give yourself away.

Make them earn it.
 
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