"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Just because it's AM doesn't mean it's morning

The Forms

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OK, time for a rant:

I hate people who think it's OK to say "good morning" to you if they see you at any time after midnight.

One am is not morning, 2 o clock is not morning. It's not morning until the sun rises. Until then, I don't care if it's past midnight, it's still night. Just because we've technically moved on to the next day doesn't mean it has also magically become MORNING of the next day.

This is something you typically run into at late night diners and or similiar places. Places where the workers have to work strange hours. So they remind you that it's so late and you're still out that it's now morning (which it is not).

These people seem to think that anything from 12 am to noon is morning. However, that's just as stupid as saying "good afternoon" to someone at 11 o clock at night. That doesn't work. Yes, it is technically "after noon," but we have other words to denote times other than "morning" and "afternoon."

For instance, we have evening, and night time also. It's best to match up these words with what best describes what phase of the day we are currently in.

So if you're one of those people who thinks it's OK to say "good morning" at 3 am, stop it. It's not morning yet. Once the sun comes up it's morning. Until then it's still night.

The only exception to this rule is if morning for you happens to be before the sun comes up (like people who start work at 5 AM. These people can say that 4 am is morning. But only to each other. And never to me.)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Deep Dish

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As someone who is rather nocturnal, I agree that night is "night" until the sky begins to lighten up. However, on that note, lighten up, dude.
 

Ace of Flames

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I only ever say this as a joke.

Anyway, I'm usually up all throughout the "morning", from 12am on.

Its either when you wake up, or when the sun comes up. Whichever comes first. One of those conditions must be met before its safe to say "Good Morning!". Otherwise, the OP might tear your face off.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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smooth guy

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DevanE said:
My question still remain's unanswered...DID you nut on her face or not...?:mad:
when was the last you got laid? :p
 

kdnash82

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So, if it's after midnight, what do you say? It's not evening anymore, definately not the afternoon, even though techically speaking anything after 12pm could be considered afternoon.

Would I say good night to people that I see after midnight, even though I'm not going to bed or bidding them farewell, as in good bye?

And even after all the debate has been done.... WHO REALLY GIVES A FU*CK!!!???

Tool
 

smooth guy

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DevanE said:
Ask your mother she'll tell you...my son. :whistle:
My mother is dead f*ck ass.

So how about you use a more original line next time. Oh I'm sorry did I offend you again?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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smooth guy

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Ace of Flames said:
So like, 16 years ago?
:crackup:

Self Owned by canned material.
 

Capt.Jack Sparrow

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I'll be honest i havent got laid since monday.


Anyways I've never heard anyone ever say good morning and im nocturnal also. Hmm strange..
 
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