"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Jizzee

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Hey there guys, just needing a bit advice about this! I was on facebook before, and this girl who I works with me (same store, different department, we've never really ever spoken though, basically im not attracted to her AT ALL) sends me a message. This is everything I sent to her, and what she sent to me. After the the conversation had finished, she changed her status to: .."is thinking to herself "you sad ****, get over yourself, just coz im someone else's!" C**K". I just want you guys to tell me if I do sound like a C**K, I dont think I do but honest opinions are appreciated :)

This is the entire convo:

Her: "whats with the sexual stuff? full of yourself arent u? hahahahahaha how r u anyway? xx"

Me: "ha well you've either got it or u aint ahahahah seriously tho folks, this girl just said i was so you know, im not gonna complain! im good, just watching match of the day, very rock n roll! hows u tho? what you been doing with urself? x"

Her: "ooooh whos the lady? ahaha yeh i know wht u mean either got it-*oints to herself* or you don't *points to computer* hahahaha.... ive just got in from work....i didnt know u were single?...."

Me: "what makes u think i was single? lol ha so you think u have 'it' do ya? hmmmmmmmmmmm hahaha"

her: " just thought u were for some reason? i dunno, i do have it, it something i was born with, i get told it every day hahaha....depends wht we mean by IT doesn't it???"

Me: "yeah, we prob mean different things. anyways, its man-time cos the football is on, no women allowed ;-) ha night night, see you at work x"

Her: "yeh so it is! it's jane and dave time now hahahaha speak soon enjoy xx"

a bit long-winded i know guys, but cheers in advance!
 

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ligyron

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i dont think you were being a ****. I think you were being very afcish
 

KontrollerX

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I don't think you did anything wrong at all.

This chick just sounds like an overly self important cvnt to me way too full of herself to see through her own bullsh!t.

That or she was throwing out a joke.

You UKers are known to affectionately refer to eachother as c0cks and cvnts I've learned from getting to know so many of you on various forums and Xbox Live games lol.
 

Jizzee

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Like I say, Im not interested in her at all, just dont want any problems at work you know. I asked her who she was referring to, and she said her ex-boyfriend! Id still like to know what was AFC about the conversation? anyone? lol
 

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She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

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