"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Just a funny thing that happened

MountainSlide

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I had this girl over at my house and we were having a good time. At some point during the evening, unbeknownst to me, my ex messaged my cell. The girl that I was with responded to her, “He’s busy right now”. Now the ex keeps messaging me. I think it’s funny that the cheating hoe ex freaks out over me being with some new when she couldn’t stay loyal in the relationship.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Your ex being stupid isn't the funniest part, I find it hilarious that a girl you had over just casually picks up your phone and respond with that.

Btw, why don't you lock your phone like a normal person?
 

MountainSlide

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Your ex being stupid isn't the funniest part, I find it hilarious that a girl you had over just casually picks up your phone and respond with that.

Btw, why don't you lock your phone like a normal person?
My phone locks. But you can respond to texts while it’s locked. I thought it was pretty funny
 

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My phone locks. But you can respond to texts while it’s locked. I thought it was pretty funny
Chicks can't handle it when you move on. They see an orbiter leaving their orbit, and validation stopping. No more attention.

It is the same as rejection. You moved on. You rejected her. And we all know most women do not handle rejection very well since they rarely have to face it.
 

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Definitely funny, Gotta love it. You want to know how a woman feels about you ? Have another woman around ! Works everytime.

If that first woman doesn't react, she doesn't like you like that
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Chicks can't handle it when you move on. They see an orbiter leaving their orbit, and validation stopping. No more attention.

It is the same as rejection. You moved on. You rejected her. And we all know most women do not handle rejection very well since they rarely have to face it.
Yeah, her reaction is purely egocentric. It has nothing to do with love. Sadly some guys can't tell the difference, fortunately OP can.
 

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I had this girl over at my house and we were having a good time. At some point during the evening, unbeknownst to me, my ex messaged my cell. The girl that I was with responded to her, “He’s busy right now”. Now the ex keeps messaging me. I think it’s funny that the cheating hoe ex freaks out over me being with some new when she couldn’t stay loyal in the relationship.
This kind of girl is trouble. But also really fun to be with. Met one or two like this so far. Good memories.
Really enjoed your story ;)
 

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I had this girl over at my house and we were having a good time. At some point during the evening, unbeknownst to me, my ex messaged my cell. The girl that I was with responded to her, “He’s busy right now”. Now the ex keeps messaging me. I think it’s funny that the cheating hoe ex freaks out over me being with some new when she couldn’t stay loyal in the relationship.
If you didn’t give that girl Permission to respond to that text, that’s a red flag. So if she responded without your permission you should’ve called her out on it.

-Augustus-
 
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