"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jus got into a relationship, Girls really do try to make us Jealous on purpose....

YoungSir4sho

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I jus got into anotha relationship wit this girl yesterday morning. She has alot of male friends so 45mins ago her good friend which is a guy called her. He then hung up since we was still both on the phone n she had him hangin on fo a good min. She then said yea he prolly mad cuz he b gettin jealous. Now wat i aint understandin is if its jus a friend y would he get jealous. N i kno already that most likely he likes her n stuff but da point is that she is still talkin to him right now n she siad that she would call me bac within 30mins so wat should i do whwen she calls bac???

I dont want to sound jealous but i have to let her kno that i cant allow this bs even if we jus started goin out feel me
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Obsidian

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No, I don't feel you. The reason you are jealous is because you are still living your life like a wimp. She asks your permission to call someone else and you get mad about it? You shouldn't even be having long phone conversations with this chick anyway. Girlfriends talk on the phone to each other. ¿Comprendes?

Get off the damn phone and do something important with your life. Read the Book of Pook while you're at it.
 

YoungSir4sho

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Unlike u n others on here im very experienced on the phone. Phone game has always been my plus side ever since i was 16. Wit this girl i can talk to her ez fo at least 5-6hours ez lata at night.


Newayz this is wat i did when she called me bac. I acted like everythin was normal but then i said, im not hangin up no ni99a or any1 next time. Then i said imagined if my homegirl called me n den i hung up da phone wit my girl fo da home girl. then she said she understands n it wont happen again. U see thats how u do it b a man n tell ur girl how u feel but calmly YA DIG
 

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