"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Judge Roy Moore

Bokanovsky

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Let's put Judge Moore's politics aside for a moment and look at the allegations made against him.

He stands accused on "inappropriate sexual conduct" with four women back in the 1970's. Three of these women were in the 16-19 y.o. range. The age of consent in Alabama is 16. Judge Moore went of several dates with them. Things did not progress beyond kissing. Absolutely nothing illegal about any of this, but we are told that the contact was "inappropriate" because Moore was "much older" (he was in his early 30's at the time).

The fourth woman claims that she was 14 when Moore told her to remove her dress and touched her over her panties and bra. Moore has denied the allegation. There are serious reasons to doubt the woman's credibility. She's been divorced multiple times, declared bankruptcy several times and key elements go her story have now been contradicted by her own mother (the woman claims that she spoke to Moore on the telephone from her bedroom to arrange dates; her mom says that she did not even have a telephone in her bedroom). She also claims that she did not come forward earlier because she did not think anyone would believe her...but now, nearly 40 years later, on the eve of the election, all of a sudden it's not a concern??

What makes this whole situation even crazier is the fact that all sorts of male politicians, both Democrat and Republican, are calling on Moore to withdraw from the senate race immediately, regardless of whether the allegations are proven true. Do these people not realize that they could very well be next?? What kind of a society do we live in if all it takes is an unproven accusation about something that allegedly happened 40 years ago to completely destroy a man's life?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If it had been your 16 y/o daughter whose leg he was trying to hump, you would have been totally cool with it, right?
If it was my 36 year old daughter whose leg you were trying to hump, I wouldn't be cool with it either. But that's hardly the point, as we don't treat offspring as property anymore. Once they are past the age of consent, it's up to them to decide.
 

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The man made a career out of being the right-wing version of a social justice warrior. He wants to protect the children from the great evils of the world, such as gays, muslims, etc, because he is such a great moral leader. And not to mention a religious leader as well, which is totally appropriate for a judge, of course. He gets a free pass, because he understands the true message of Christianity is hatred and judgment.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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