"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Judge Judy

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I got a letter inviting me to be on Judge Judy. The reason is I am rightfully suing my piece of sh!t neighbor for ruining my basement. He failed to maintain the siding on his house so my basement gets flooded when it rains. The guy doesn't care even after I told him.

So a week after I filed the papers to sue him, Judge Judy show contacts me. I already called them back. They say if they can get him to agree to go on the show, they will fly me to Los Angeles first class to be on the show, and they guarantee I will get paid.

But I highly doubt this guy will agree to go on the show. He never even leaves his house.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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judge judy is going to get in your a$$ bro, I would go to judge mathis instead
 

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Fatal Jay said:
judge judy is going to get in your a$$ bro, I would go to judge mathis instead

No she won't. She is going to guarantee I get paid and I have proof the neighbor has f/cked up my basement.

I would love to go on that show. I would even post the show details for all to see.

But I have a feeling my neighbor is the type who will not agree to go. He is overweight, I have never seen a woman enter his house in 10 years. I doubt he wants to hop on a plane to a show.

HOWEVER, they will basically PAY the judgement against him and let him off scott free. I am waiting to hear back from the show to see if they contacted him.
 

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bradd80 said:
yo malice i agree judge judy will be harsh but if you get on the show PM me for pointers and we'll make sure you win

It's not looking too good. It's been a week and I haven't heard back from the show. I called them yesterday to get status and to ask if they contacted the neighbo but had to leave a VM.

The court made me send the neighbor a copy of the summons in the mail with signature required. It came back to me yesterday, meaning he never even picked it up from the post office.

But that's alright, because I paid extra to have the police serve him directly at his house. Must have scared the sh!t out of his roommate because I haven't seen his roommates car ever since. Maybe he is a criminal or something.
 
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