"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Judge Judy

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I got a letter inviting me to be on Judge Judy. The reason is I am rightfully suing my piece of sh!t neighbor for ruining my basement. He failed to maintain the siding on his house so my basement gets flooded when it rains. The guy doesn't care even after I told him.

So a week after I filed the papers to sue him, Judge Judy show contacts me. I already called them back. They say if they can get him to agree to go on the show, they will fly me to Los Angeles first class to be on the show, and they guarantee I will get paid.

But I highly doubt this guy will agree to go on the show. He never even leaves his house.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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judge judy is going to get in your a$$ bro, I would go to judge mathis instead
 

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Fatal Jay said:
judge judy is going to get in your a$$ bro, I would go to judge mathis instead

No she won't. She is going to guarantee I get paid and I have proof the neighbor has f/cked up my basement.

I would love to go on that show. I would even post the show details for all to see.

But I have a feeling my neighbor is the type who will not agree to go. He is overweight, I have never seen a woman enter his house in 10 years. I doubt he wants to hop on a plane to a show.

HOWEVER, they will basically PAY the judgement against him and let him off scott free. I am waiting to hear back from the show to see if they contacted him.
 

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bradd80 said:
yo malice i agree judge judy will be harsh but if you get on the show PM me for pointers and we'll make sure you win

It's not looking too good. It's been a week and I haven't heard back from the show. I called them yesterday to get status and to ask if they contacted the neighbo but had to leave a VM.

The court made me send the neighbor a copy of the summons in the mail with signature required. It came back to me yesterday, meaning he never even picked it up from the post office.

But that's alright, because I paid extra to have the police serve him directly at his house. Must have scared the sh!t out of his roommate because I haven't seen his roommates car ever since. Maybe he is a criminal or something.
 
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