"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Judge Judy

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I got a letter inviting me to be on Judge Judy. The reason is I am rightfully suing my piece of sh!t neighbor for ruining my basement. He failed to maintain the siding on his house so my basement gets flooded when it rains. The guy doesn't care even after I told him.

So a week after I filed the papers to sue him, Judge Judy show contacts me. I already called them back. They say if they can get him to agree to go on the show, they will fly me to Los Angeles first class to be on the show, and they guarantee I will get paid.

But I highly doubt this guy will agree to go on the show. He never even leaves his house.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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judge judy is going to get in your a$$ bro, I would go to judge mathis instead
 
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Fatal Jay said:
judge judy is going to get in your a$$ bro, I would go to judge mathis instead
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No she won't. She is going to guarantee I get paid and I have proof the neighbor has f/cked up my basement.

I would love to go on that show. I would even post the show details for all to see.

But I have a feeling my neighbor is the type who will not agree to go. He is overweight, I have never seen a woman enter his house in 10 years. I doubt he wants to hop on a plane to a show.

HOWEVER, they will basically PAY the judgement against him and let him off scott free. I am waiting to hear back from the show to see if they contacted him.
 
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bradd80 said:
yo malice i agree judge judy will be harsh but if you get on the show PM me for pointers and we'll make sure you win
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It's not looking too good. It's been a week and I haven't heard back from the show. I called them yesterday to get status and to ask if they contacted the neighbo but had to leave a VM.

The court made me send the neighbor a copy of the summons in the mail with signature required. It came back to me yesterday, meaning he never even picked it up from the post office.

But that's alright, because I paid extra to have the police serve him directly at his house. Must have scared the sh!t out of his roommate because I haven't seen his roommates car ever since. Maybe he is a criminal or something.
 
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