"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Jokes Implying Homosexuality?

Fengal

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They're quite an easy way to get a laugh out of a girl especially if they come from no-where. But are the inherently bad if the rest of your persona is straight?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I wouldn't go there for two reasons.

1. A lot of women are pro-gay liberals who are easily offended by anything that could be construed as anti-gay.

2. While you might get laughs out of the women, anything that even suggests you might be gay can kill the attraction and send you right into friendzone.

I used to share some funny stories about guys hitting on me. To be fair, they were very funny stories that most everyone enjoys. But it kills the attraction because women think (consciously or unconsciously) that I must BE gay for this stuff to happen to me.

I also used to use this routine:

Mike: Hey girls quick question...

HBs: K what

Mike: Is it bad form for a guy to order a strawberry daquiri? <or insert any girly drink>

HBs: No, he can order whatever he wants.

Mike: Oh good. I figured I'd ask because I don't need some guy sending me another one lol.

HBs: hahaaa


It's funny, but it's an attraction killer that puts you in friendzone / dancing monkey / girly shopping partner zone.

So, avoid any gay stuff in your game.
 

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Fengal said:
They're quite an easy way to get a laugh out of a girl especially if they come from no-where. But are the inherently bad if the rest of your persona is straight?
It's fine if you want girls to unconsciously start to put you in the non-masculine zone. Remember that her unconscious is putting together an internal representation of whatever you say (if you have rapport). If you keep doing that sort of thing, whatever theme you're on will stick in her mind as an interpretation of Who You Are.
 
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