"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Jokes Implying Homosexuality?

Fengal

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They're quite an easy way to get a laugh out of a girl especially if they come from no-where. But are the inherently bad if the rest of your persona is straight?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I wouldn't go there for two reasons.

1. A lot of women are pro-gay liberals who are easily offended by anything that could be construed as anti-gay.

2. While you might get laughs out of the women, anything that even suggests you might be gay can kill the attraction and send you right into friendzone.

I used to share some funny stories about guys hitting on me. To be fair, they were very funny stories that most everyone enjoys. But it kills the attraction because women think (consciously or unconsciously) that I must BE gay for this stuff to happen to me.

I also used to use this routine:

Mike: Hey girls quick question...

HBs: K what

Mike: Is it bad form for a guy to order a strawberry daquiri? <or insert any girly drink>

HBs: No, he can order whatever he wants.

Mike: Oh good. I figured I'd ask because I don't need some guy sending me another one lol.

HBs: hahaaa


It's funny, but it's an attraction killer that puts you in friendzone / dancing monkey / girly shopping partner zone.

So, avoid any gay stuff in your game.
 

YouKnowI'mRight

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Fengal said:
They're quite an easy way to get a laugh out of a girl especially if they come from no-where. But are the inherently bad if the rest of your persona is straight?
It's fine if you want girls to unconsciously start to put you in the non-masculine zone. Remember that her unconscious is putting together an internal representation of whatever you say (if you have rapport). If you keep doing that sort of thing, whatever theme you're on will stick in her mind as an interpretation of Who You Are.
 
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