"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Big Pappy

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Two Dj's, "a" and "b", were in a bar, having a casual drink. HB 9 walks by and says hello to Dj "a".

Dj "a" says, "Hmm. Wonder what she meant by that?"


Moral: quit analyzing and let your nature take over!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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It is fear that holds most DJ's from doing their divine duty!
 

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Man I think DJ A should of nexted her, cause it was obvious that she was an attention hoe.

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FreeStyleZ

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No dawg, she's trying to play mind games.. what she really meant was to make DJ B jealous. DJ B should be able to read inbetween the lines, grab her ass and take her to the backroom for a quick fvcking.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by CyranoDeBergerac
Aside from PRL did anyone else actually read the moral of the story before they posted??
Yes, but why analyze the joke after reading it? :D
 
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