"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Johnny Bravo Pickup Lines

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ShizamDaMan

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Johnny Bravo was one of those rare shows that just got better as it got older.

Seriously, whoever thought of a show where a muscle bound meathead tries to pickup chicks, geared towards kids was a genius.
 

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Haha that guys an inspiration, gets shot down and the crap beaten out of him by hundreds of women.. and never thinks about giving up.
 

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Off-topic:
ShizamDaMan said:
"How long have you known women? They’re all *****s. Except our mothers." -Tucker Max
Napoleon said that long before Tucker.
 

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Taviii said:
Off-topic:

Napoleon said that long before Tucker.
Napoleon Bonaparte? The guy who single handedly tried to take over Europe?

You'd think he had more important things to think about during his lifetime :)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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The sheer amount of stuff some people have managed to do in their lives sickens me!

*goes back to playing his xbox*
 
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